Posts Tagged ‘bloody jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 11/30/11

Wednesday, November 30th, 2011

Q. What is the definition of a menstrual period?
A. A bloody waste of fucking time.

Joke Of The Day - 6/14/11

Tuesday, June 14th, 2011

Q. What does a virgin and a balloon have in common?
A. All it takes is one prick and its all over.

Joke Of The Day - 7/10/10

Saturday, July 10th, 2010

Q. What is the definition of a menstrual period?
A. A bloody waste of fucking time.

Joke of the day - 5/14/10

Friday, May 14th, 2010

Q. What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
A. “I’ll see you next month.”

Joke of the day - 11/1/09

Sunday, November 1st, 2009

A vampire goes in a bar and asks for boiling water. The bartender says, “I thought you only drank blood.”
The vampire pulls out a tampon and says, “I am having tea.”