Joke Of The Day - 11/30/11
Wednesday, November 30th, 2011Q. What is the definition of a menstrual period?
A. A bloody waste of fucking time.
Q. What is the definition of a menstrual period?
A. A bloody waste of fucking time.
Q. What does a virgin and a balloon have in common?
A. All it takes is one prick and its all over.
Q. What is the definition of a menstrual period?
A. A bloody waste of fucking time.
Q. What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
A. “I’ll see you next month.”
A vampire goes in a bar and asks for boiling water. The bartender says, “I thought you only drank blood.”
The vampire pulls out a tampon and says, “I am having tea.”