Joke Of The Day - 10/17/10
Sunday, October 17th, 2010Q. What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
A. Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Posts Tagged ‘blonde jokes’
Joke Of The Day - 10/13/10
Wednesday, October 13th, 2010Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?
A. Nothing they have not met!
Joke Of The Day - 9/3/10
Friday, September 3rd, 2010Q. How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A. Write “Please turn over” on both sides of a piece of paper.
Joke Of The Day - 7/8/10
Thursday, July 8th, 2010Q. What is the definition of the perfect woman?
A. A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.
Joke of the day - 4/2/10
Friday, April 2nd, 2010Q. What do you call a blonde grabbing at air?
A. Collecting her thoughts.
Joke of the day - 1/14/10
Thursday, January 14th, 2010Q. Why did the man get fired from the Orange Juice factory?
A. He wasn’t concentrating.
Joke of the day - 12/1/09
Tuesday, December 1st, 2009Q. What do you call a blonde grabbing at air?
A. Collecting her thoughts.
Joke of the day - 9/26/09
Saturday, September 26th, 2009Q. What do UFO’s and smart blondes have in common?
A. You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Joke of the day - 5/17/09
Sunday, May 17th, 2009Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
A: A 69 interrupted by a period.
Quote of the day
Friday, May 1st, 2009A blonde drops off a shirt at the cleaners.
The Asian lady says, “Come again.”
The blonde says, “No this time its toothpaste.”
