Posts Tagged ‘black jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 8/26/11

Friday, August 26th, 2011

Q. Why did so many black guys die in Vietnam?
A. Because every time somebody yelled, “Get down,” they’d get up and dance.

Joke Of The Day - 12/7/10

Tuesday, December 7th, 2010

Q. Why did so many black guys die in Vietnam?
A. Because every time somebody yelled, “Get down,” they’d get up and dance.

Joke Of The Day - 8/8/10

Sunday, August 8th, 2010

Q. Why do black people not like to go on cruises?
A. They already fell for that trick once.

Joke of the day - 4/29/10

Thursday, April 29th, 2010

Q. What did the Alabama sheriff call the black guy who had been shot 15 times?
A. Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

Tyrone’s Black History Tale

Saturday, February 27th, 2010

 Little Tyrone was watching his mom cook dinner. He covered his face in flour and said LOOK! Im a white boy. his mom slapped him on the head and said show your daddy what you did! His dad slapped him upside the head and said show your granny. His granny slapped him across the head and asked what you have to say for youself? He said, “I’ve only been white for 5 minutes and I already hate you f!*#ing niggers!

Quote of the day

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

A black kid says, “Mom I have the biggest dick in 3rd grade. Its cuz I am black right?
She says, “Nigga its cuz you suppose to be in 12th grade.”