Joke Of The Day - 8/26/11
Friday, August 26th, 2011Q. Why did so many black guys die in Vietnam?
A. Because every time somebody yelled, “Get down,” they’d get up and dance.
Q. Why did so many black guys die in Vietnam?
A. Because every time somebody yelled, “Get down,” they’d get up and dance.
Q. Why did so many black guys die in Vietnam?
A. Because every time somebody yelled, “Get down,” they’d get up and dance.
Q. Why do black people not like to go on cruises?
A. They already fell for that trick once.
Q. What did the Alabama sheriff call the black guy who had been shot 15 times?
A. Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
Little Tyrone was watching his mom cook dinner. He covered his face in flour and said LOOK! Im a white boy. his mom slapped him on the head and said show your daddy what you did! His dad slapped him upside the head and said show your granny. His granny slapped him across the head and asked what you have to say for youself? He said, “I’ve only been white for 5 minutes and I already hate you f!*#ing niggers!
A black kid says, “Mom I have the biggest dick in 3rd grade. Its cuz I am black right?
She says, “Nigga its cuz you suppose to be in 12th grade.”