Posts Tagged ‘barbie’

Joke of the day - 7/3/09

Friday, July 3rd, 2009

Q. Did you hear about the new “Divorce Barbie”?
A. It comes with all of Ken’s stuff

Joke of the day - 5/25/09

Monday, May 25th, 2009

One afternoon, a woman and her little daughter went into a large toy store. The mother asked her daughter what toys she wanted.

The little girl said, “I want GI Joe and Barbie.”

The mother smiled and said, “Darling, you know Barbie doesn’t come with GI Joe.”

The little girl looked up at her mom and replied, “Mom, Barbie ALWAYS comes with GI Joe. She just FAKES it with Ken.”

Practice Makes Perfect

Thursday, November 6th, 2008

Learning Early

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

8/24/08 “Head” lines

Sunday, August 24th, 2008
US Basketball brings home the GOLD
Obama picks Joe Biden as running mate
How algae can become fuel!
4 ear cat needs extra hands with fame
BuzzFeed Ninjas arrested in New Jersey
David Blaine’s next stunt. Will it Suck?
Rocket Man to perform most dangerous stunt ever!
And you wonder where Jerry Springer gets his show ideas?
Record fish caught on barbie fishing rod
Miley Cyrus favorite position