Posts Tagged ‘bar jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 5/9/12

Wednesday, May 9th, 2012

Q. What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?
A. OK you two don’t start anything.

Joke Of The Day - 2/12/12

Sunday, February 12th, 2012

Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A. A different bar.

Joke Of The Day - 6/29/11

Wednesday, June 29th, 2011

Q. What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?
A. Liquor in the front and poker in the back!

Joke Of The Day - 4/27/11

Wednesday, April 27th, 2011

Q. What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?
A. OK you two don’t start anything.

Joke Of The Day - 2/13/11

Sunday, February 13th, 2011

Q. How is being at a singles bar different than being at the circus?
A. At the circus the clowns do not talk.

Joke Of The Day - 10/7/10

Thursday, October 7th, 2010

Q. What is the difference between a hog and a man?
A. A hog doesn’t have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Joke Of The Day - 8/28/10

Saturday, August 28th, 2010

Q. Did you hear about the two gay guys that had an argument in the bar?
A. They went outside to exchange blows.

Joke Of The Day - 6/9/10

Wednesday, June 9th, 2010

Q. Did you hear about the two gay guys that had an argument in the bar?
A. They went outside to exchange blows.

Joke of the day - 2/19/10

Friday, February 19th, 2010

Q. What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?
A. Liquor in the front and poker in the back!

Joke of the day - 10/2/09

Friday, October 2nd, 2009

Q. What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?
A. OK you two don’t start anything.