Posts Tagged ‘bad jokes’
Friday, January 14th, 2011
Q. What is even better than winning the Special Olympics?
A. Not being a retard.
Tags: bad jokes, dirty jokes, handicap jokes, retard jokes, special olympics
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Saturday, January 8th, 2011
Q. When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?
A. When he is standing next to your girl saying her hair smells nice.
Tags: bad jokes, dwarf jokes, funny jokes, hair jokes, midget jokes, small jokes
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Thursday, November 4th, 2010
Q. Whats best about shagging Twenty Eight year olds?
A. There is Twenty of them!
Tags: bad jokes, f ing jokes, kids jokes, shagging jokes, sick jokes, twenty year old jokes
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Sunday, April 18th, 2010
Q. How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck ?
A. When you pull her pants down her ass is still in them.
Tags: bad jokes, dirty jokes, fat chick jokes, fucking fat chicks, funny jokes, jokes
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Saturday, June 27th, 2009
Q. Whats best about shagging Twenty - Eight year olds?
A. There is Twenty of them!
Tags: bad jokes, filthy jokes, Joke of the Day, jokes, perverted jokes, sick jokes, underage girls
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Thursday, April 23rd, 2009
Q. Why don’t little girls fart?
A. Because they don’t get assholes until they’re married.
Tags: bad jokes, funny jokes, Joke of the Day, jokes, kids jokes
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Friday, January 2nd, 2009
Q: What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?
A. Nothing they haven’t met!
Tags: bad jokes, blonde jokes, funny jokes, jokes, meeting someone new, right leg left leg
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Tuesday, November 18th, 2008
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.
Tags: america, bad jokes, funny, Joke of the Day, jokes, mexican jokes, olympics, run jump swim, wrong
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