Posts Tagged ‘bad jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 1/14/11

Friday, January 14th, 2011

Q. What is even better than winning the Special Olympics?
A. Not being a retard.

Joke Of The Day - 1/8/11

Saturday, January 8th, 2011

Q. When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?
A. When he is standing next to your girl saying her hair smells nice.

Joke Of The Day - 11/4/10

Thursday, November 4th, 2010

Q. Whats best about shagging Twenty Eight year olds?
A. There is Twenty of them!

Joke of the day - 4/18/10

Sunday, April 18th, 2010

Q. How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck ?
A. When you pull her pants down her ass is still in them.

Joke of the day - 6/27/09

Saturday, June 27th, 2009

Q. Whats best about shagging Twenty - Eight year olds?
A. There is Twenty of them!

Joke of the day - 4/23/09

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

Q. Why don’t little girls fart?
A. Because they don’t get assholes until they’re married.

Joke of the day - 1/2/09

Friday, January 2nd, 2009

Q: What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?
A. Nothing they haven’t met!

Joke of the day - 11/18/08

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.