Posts Tagged ‘baby jokes’

Joke Of The Day - 11/20/10

Saturday, November 20th, 2010

Q. What is the difference between biology and sociology?
A. When the baby looks like his dad or mom then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor then it is sociology.

Joke Of The Day - 10/9/10

Saturday, October 9th, 2010

Q. When do you have to stop having sex with a pregnant women?
A. When the baby starts giving you a knobber!

Joke Of The Day - 8/12/10

Thursday, August 12th, 2010

Q. What’s sicker than having sex with a pregnant woman?
A. Having sex with a pregnant woman and getting a bj by the baby.

Joke of the day - 3/26/10

Friday, March 26th, 2010

Q. What’s sicker than having sex with a pregnant woman?
A. Having sex with a pregnant woman and getting a bj by the baby.

Joke of the day - 3/22/10

Monday, March 22nd, 2010

Q. What’s sicker than a pile of dead babies?
A. The one alive in the middle chewing its way out.

Joke of the day - 1/30/10

Saturday, January 30th, 2010

Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
A. They don’t stop for directions.