Posts Tagged ‘arrested’

9/26/08 “Head” lines

Friday, September 26th, 2008
Labor unions protest in NY against bailout
Teen tried to set boy on fire
Heroin is hard work. You don’t drift into it
JPMorgan buys WaMu (Washington Mutual Bank)
WKRN Female Portland teacher arrested on statutory rape charge
Raw Foodists Arrested When Their Chocolate is Mistaken for Hashish
Palin is carved into cornfield
Beavers beat Trojans
Led Zeppelin Back?
Russia Offers Chavez $1 Billion for Weapons
The Jewish Beatle
Pilot completes jetpack challenge
Driver arrested after farting on police officer

9/22/08 “Head” lines

Monday, September 22nd, 2008
Bankruptcy judge orders victim to pay back thief
Kitsap Sun Stolen Chihuahua Turns Up at Vet’s After Ingesting Meth
Average person breaks at least one law a day
Governor Schwarzenegger: I Hit the Bong with Chong
Wash Your Suit And Hair Together
Morgan Stanley to sell 20% of itself
DJ AM & Blink-182’s Barker should recover after plane crash
Jalopnik.com Drunk Man Arrested For Having Sex With Chevy Blazer
MILLIONS AT RISK OF FORECLOSURE FRAUD

9/21/08 “Head” lines

Sunday, September 21st, 2008
Gotta Love Roommates.
Free Domino’s in Houston
McCain banged Brazilian Beauty
WiscNews Dumbest driver ever gives middle finger to cop and gets arrested for a number of things.
Myspace getting businesses in trouble now.
Anheuser-Busch launchesĀ  Budweiser American Ale
Extra security at Yankee stadium for when pissed fans tear itĀ  down
Train Surfer Madness
Tow Truck Parade
Cocaine Smugglers Use Submarines! I won’t tell.
Bush seeks $700 Billion for financial crisis

8/24/08 “Head” lines

Sunday, August 24th, 2008
US Basketball brings home the GOLD
Obama picks Joe Biden as running mate
How algae can become fuel!
4 ear cat needs extra hands with fame
BuzzFeed Ninjas arrested in New Jersey
David Blaine’s next stunt. Will it Suck?
Rocket Man to perform most dangerous stunt ever!
And you wonder where Jerry Springer gets his show ideas?
Record fish caught on barbie fishing rod
Miley Cyrus favorite position

8/15/08 “Head” lines

Friday, August 15th, 2008
Big Foot Press Conference Today
Tree Man Cured?
Think planes are SAFE? Obama’s plane wasn’t!
Trump buying Ed McMahon’s house?
Cinderella, Snow White and Mickey Mouse arrested! What is this world coming to?
Mad Dog leaving Mike!
Wife sues husband for STD
Who is winning Amazon or eBay
Pamela Anderson is really nuts!
Think you like to party? Teen drinks liquid nitrogen.