Joke Of The Day - 11/27/10
Saturday, November 27th, 2010Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A. Marry it.
Posts Tagged ‘animal jokes’
Joke Of The Day - 11/13/10
Saturday, November 13th, 2010Q. What is the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A. After a year the dog is still excited to see you.
Joke Of The Day - 11/9/10
Tuesday, November 9th, 2010Q. What’s the difference between a toad and a horny toad?
A. One goes “Ribbit” and the other goes “Rubbit.”
Joke Of The Day - 11/6/10
Saturday, November 6th, 2010Q. Why does a squirrel swim on its back?
A. To keep its nuts dry.
Joke Of The Day - 10/23/10
Saturday, October 23rd, 2010Q. Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
A. To find a tight seal.
Joke Of The Day - 10/11/10
Monday, October 11th, 2010Q. Who was the first cat to discover America?
A. Christopher Columpuss!
Joke Of The Day - 10/7/10
Thursday, October 7th, 2010Q. What is the difference between a hog and a man?
A. A hog doesn’t have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
Joke Of The Day - 9/28/10
Tuesday, September 28th, 2010Q. What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
A. One says ribbit ribbit and the other one says rub-it rub-it!
Joke Of The Day - 8/21/10
Saturday, August 21st, 2010Q. Why does a dog lick its penis?
A. Because it can’t make a fist.
Joke Of The Day - 6/20/10
Sunday, June 20th, 2010Q. What is the difference between a hamster and a cow?
A. Cows survive the branding.
