Joke Of The Day - 2/4/12
Saturday, February 4th, 2012Q. How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
A. 10 little piggy’s, 2 calves, 1 ass, and an unknown number of hares.
Posts Tagged ‘animal jokes’
Joke Of The Day - 1/17/12
Tuesday, January 17th, 2012Q. Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
A. Too many cheetahs.
Joke Of The Day - 12/16/11
Friday, December 16th, 2011Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant
A. Marry it.
Joke Of The Day - 9/22/11
Thursday, September 22nd, 2011Q. What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
A. One says ribbit ribbit and the other one says rub it rub it!
Joke Of The Day - 5/20/11
Friday, May 20th, 2011Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A. Marry it.
Joke Of The Day - 4/28/11
Thursday, April 28th, 2011Q. How does a pig go to the hospital?
A. In a hambulance.
Joke Of The Day - 2/6/11
Sunday, February 6th, 2011Q. If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?
A. 2 feet of my cock in your ass!
Joke Of The Day - 12/14/10
Tuesday, December 14th, 2010Q. Why does a dog lick his butt?
A. Because he knows that in five minutes he will be licking your face.
Joke Of The Day - 11/27/10
Saturday, November 27th, 2010Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A. Marry it.
Joke Of The Day - 11/13/10
Saturday, November 13th, 2010Q. What is the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A. After a year the dog is still excited to see you.
