Joke Of The Day - 5/9/12
May 9th, 2012Q. What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?
A. OK you two don’t start anything.
Q. What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?
A. OK you two don’t start anything.
Q. How does a pig go to the hospital?
A. In a hambulance.
Q. Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A. They are cheaper than day rates.
Q. What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
A. Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12.
Q. What were the names of the two Mexican fire fighting brothers?
A. Hose A and Hose B.
Q. What did one tit say to the other?
A. I hope we get support soon or people will think we are nuts.