Joke Of The Day - 5/15/12
May 15th, 2012Q. Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
A. Cause he was caught with seaweed.
Q. Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
A. Cause he was caught with seaweed.
Q. How can you tell when a women is having a bad day?
A. She has her tampon behind her ear and she can not find her cigarette.
Q. There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
A. The one on the range.
Q. What is the definition of a male chauvinist pig?
A. A man who hates every bone in a woman’s body except his own.
Q. What does a guy and a car have in common?
A. They both have the ability to misfire.