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Walmart has started selling caskets on its Web site at prices that undercut many funeral homes, long the major seller of caskets.

Wal-Mart quietly put up about 15 caskets and dozens of urns on its Web site last week.

Prices range from $999 for models like “Dad Remembered” and “Mom Remembered” steel caskets to the mid-level $1,699 “Executive Privilege.” All are less than $2,000, except for the Sienna Bronze Casket, which sells for $3,199.

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LEXINGTON PARK, Md. — Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.

Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George’s County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.

The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary’s County Sheriff’s Office.

The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman was released from the hospital Monday and is recovering from her unusual injuries.

Investigators talked to the woman, who told them she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new and no crime was committed, the sheriff’s office said.

Source: MSNBC

Craig Clasen was hunting tuna with his friends. Ya know, like ya do. He was using a snorkel, not scuba gear. And yet he was able to accomplish one of the manliest acts of all time…

Would you believe that Clasen killed a shark with his bare hands? The 2-hour battle occurred in the Gulf of Mexico, and there is high resolution, photographic evidence of it because he and his friends were in the process of making a documentary.

“Once I shot it in the gills I felt a moral obligation to finish the job,” Clasen said. “In the end we put a knife in its skull.”

Not only was this guy man enough to kill a shark on the shark’s home turf, but he was man enough to shed a single, underwater tear of sorrow at slaying one of nature’s most perfect predators.

Hey, it’s a twist on the Nigerian scam! The U.S. Department of Justice said that a Nigerian national apparently successfully convinced Citibank to transfer money over $27 million— from the National Bank of Ethiopia into accounts controlled by him and his associates. Luckily, the many of receiving accounts were unable to accept the transfers and the banks alerted Citibank.

According to the NY Times, “the scheme began in September, when Citibank received a package with documents purportedly signed by officials of the Ethiopian bank instructing Citibank to accept instructions by fax. There was also a list of officials who could be called to confirm such requests. The signatures of the officials appeared to match those in Citibank’s records and were accepted by Citibank.” Once Citibank received the faxed instructions for money to be wired, the bank called the “officials,” whose phone “numbers turned out to be for cellphones in Nigeria, South Africa and Britain used by the conspirators.” Of course.

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Lying about the size of your manhood just got a little bit, er, harder.

A European company has created the petite man’s worst nightmare. A “single-use” prophylactic with a ruler printed on its side. Are you a man or a mini me?!

Condometric cums (no pun intended) in flavors like cherry, lime and, appropriately enough, banana and is available in centimeters and inches. But remember, you must be THIS big to buy this product.