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A Marion County man said he was just being neighborly when he befriended an elderly next door neighbor. However, he said the 92 year old woman wanted much more from him.

Dwight Bettner said when he wouldn’t give Helen Staudinger a kiss, she opened fire.

Staudinger wanted a kiss and when she didn’t get one from 53-year-old Bettner on Monday afternoon, deputies say she got angry.

“There’s three holes in the wall and one in the window and of course, one in my car,” Bettner said.

Bettner said his home was hit with a barrage of bullets, shortly after he finished a conversation with his elderly next door neighbor.

“So she started to leave and then she said, ‘I’m not leaving without a kiss.’ And I said, “I have a girlfriend you’re not getting a kiss,’” said Bettner.

When Staudinger opened fire, Bettner was standing on the opposite side of the window where the bullet hit.

“When the bullet came through the window here, it hit right here,” he said.

When Marion County deputies went next door to Bettner’s home near Fort McCoy, Staudinger told them she didn’t remember where she put the weapon. But, deputies found a semi-automatic on an end table.

In court Tuesday morning, she asked a judge to release her from jail.

“She’s pretty much raised hell for quite a while, but I never thought she would start shooting at me,” said Bettner.

Staudinger was charged with shooting into an occupied dwelling and aggravated assault.

She has a bond set at $15,000 and her daughter is expected to bond her out.

When transporting drugs in your vehicle, remember to always signal. Otherwise you might end up like 18-year-old Art Taylor who, upon being pulled over for not signaling, freaked out and swallowed a bag of cocaine. His mugshot says it all.

According to Framingham, Mass. police, they struggled with the teenager to stop him from swallowing a bag of white powder after they stopped him for a minor traffic offense.

“He made a quick movement to the center console, and there was small baggie with a white powder in it,” said Police Spokesperson Ron Brandolini. “He immediately made a movement to put it in his mouth.”

The officers were able to handcuff Talyor and remove him from the car, but not before swallowing what’s believed to be cocaine. The suspected criminal was charged with assault and battery on a police officer, disorderly conduct, and not using a turn signal. It doesn’t appear as if drug charges were brought upon him, which we guess makes his gambit kind of successful.

 A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent.  Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.

According to Cummings partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has “multiple piercings on his manhood” which were detected during a full body scan.  As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down.  Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent “an inordinate amount of time groping” Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused.  Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent’s hand was feeling the piercings.  The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up.  Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.

A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specifc case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.

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A Tacoma man called 911 to report the truck he had just stolen had run out of gas. But not only was he arrested, he learned not all vehicles run on the same type of fuel.

The Washington State Patrol says at about 12:30 p.m. Monday, a City Transfer employee headed south on State Route 167 spotted the silver 1985 Chevy truck that was stolen from their yard earlier that day. Someone was seen in the truck as it sat, disabled, on the shoulder in Renton.

Minutes later, and before troopers arrived, the suspect called 911 to report the vehicle had run out of gas. When troopers got there, they say the suspect tried to disguise himself as a City Transfer worker by wearing a fluorescent green reflector vest he found in the truck.

A City transfer worker identified the suspect as the person who stole the truck. The suspect was arrested and booked into the King County Jail.

As it turns out, the truck did not run out of gas. The suspect apparently didn’t realize that the truck took diesel. He filled it up with unleaded instead and it became disabled.

Source: MSNBC.com