‘The ROADHEADitorial’

Howard Stern’s “ROADHEAD” Special

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008

"Howard 100 News Special - ROADHEAD"
“Howard 100 News Special - ROADHEAD”

This is a brief audio clip of our Howard Stern Live News Broadcast called “ROADHEAD”. It aired on Howard Stern’s Sirius Channel 101 on January 29, 2007.

It was an hour long show devoted to Roadhead.  It was hosted by Steve Langford and Shuli from the Howard 100 news team. It also featured Tim Mack and Jackie from I LOVE ROADHEAD.com. We discussed topics including: which cars offer the most “head”room, proper ROADHEAD technique, and clean-up etiquette.
This news special will forever “go down” in Howard Stern and I LOVE ROADHEAD history.

Woman uses ROADHEAD as manslaughter defense

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

Reported on CNN.com

MIDDLETOWN, Connecticut (AP) — A woman charged with causing a fatal car crash in 1999 says that she couldn’t have been behind the wheel because she was performing a sex act on the driver at the time.

Heather Specyalski, 33, was charged with second-degree manslaughter in the crash that killed businessman Neil Esposito. Prosecutors allege that she was driving Esposito’s Mercedes-Benz convertible when it veered off the road and hit several trees.

But Specyalski claims that Esposito was driving, and she was performing oral sex on him at the time, said her attorney, Jeremiah Donovan. He noted that Esposito’s pants were down when he was thrown from the car.

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ROADHEADitorial - Olympic’s Recap

Monday, August 25th, 2008

So you are probably glad the Olympics are over in Beijing. Considering that an American tourist, a relative of the U.S. volleyball coach, was murdered by a Chinese civilian. The air is shitty and they have real human rights issues. Oh yeah, and the fireworks on TV were fake during the opening ceremony. So with that said here is the important info you need to know from the Beijing 2008 Olympics.

USA won the most medals although China won the most gold medals.

USA ended with 36 gold, 38 silver, and 36 bronze for a total of 110 medals.

The US men’s and women’s basketball teams won the gold.

Michael Phelps went 8 for 8 winning 8 gold medals.

The US men’s volleyball team won the gold.

US men’s water polo won silver.

US baseball won bronze… (They need the pros like basketball)

US women’s volleyball won silver.

And of course China had underage people in the gymnastic competition… But they do have fake birth certificates.


Youtube - I LOVE ROADHEAD

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008


More videos at YouTube.com/iloveroadhead

The Potty Mouth Sissys (PMS)

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008

Potty Mouth Sissys

Potty Mouth Sissys

The Potty Mouth Sissys (PMS) came to life in 1992 by group member “Ryan B.” when he was just a junior in high school. Based in Detroit Michigan, this comedy/rap group has an alternative sound ranging from all styles of music. They have made crowds at numerous venues take notice with their witty and outrageous lyrics and have even gotten plays on Detroit radio.

In early 2007 they wrote/produced a song simply entitled “ROADHEAD”. The song, not only expresses the love for ROADHEAD, but also dropping names of famous freeways and roads in the Detroit Metro area. Exactly a year later, they stumbled onto I LOVE ROADHEAD.com , not even knowing it existed! Since then, PMS has been passing out I LOVE ROADHEAD stickers to their fans at live shows and spreading the love!

“Our ROADHEAD song is probably our most requested song at our live shows and those ROADHEAD stickers are pretty much all over the bar and covering body parts at the end of the night!” ~ Potty Mouth Sissys

www.myspace.com/pottymouthsissys

 

 

Roadhead Review on Philly Cheesesteaks

Sunday, August 17th, 2008

Philadelphia is known for its many historical sites and crazy sports fans. Oh yeah and of course the cheese steak. That’s right Philly is the home of the cheese steak. So where do you go for the best cheese steak in town? You have many options… from mom and pop shops to the world famous Geno’s and Pat’s. And there is always Jim’s on South Street. After you pick your cheese steak spot you then have to learn how to order. When it comes to ordering a cheese steak in Philly there is a certain language that you must use. So that would be a whiz wit or my favorite mushroom, whiz, wit… And you probably have no idea what I am talking about but that is how you must order. And at Geno’s you must order in English according to the sign. And in English a whiz wit is a cheese steak with cheese whiz and fried onions. 2 words mean all that… “whiz wit”. After trying just about every cheese steak shop in Philly I have to tip my hat to Geno’s Steaks. The establishment prides itself on cleanliness and they offer a ton of help with charities and benefits. And of course their cheese steaks are amazing…. And they love ROADHEAD so look for our picture.

Toby Keith Tailgating Party 8/16/08

Sunday, August 17th, 2008

IloveROADHEAD.com was at the Toby Keith tailgating extravaganza at the Susquehanna Bank Center in Camden New Jersey. Toby Keith fans definitely know how to party. As Covino and Rich would say, “it’s a George Forman guarantee that you will see plenty of hot nussies in cowgirl hats, boots, and a short skirts!” Although I am not a big country music fan I will go to any country concert just to see all the hot chicks.

Here are several hot chicks that we met in the parking lot:

    

Past I LOVE ROADHEAD.com Events

Monday, August 11th, 2008

Caught with your pants down.

Saturday, August 9th, 2008


“This is what you shouldn’t do when leaving Ohio University on the road…”
(from CollegeHumor)

ROADHEAD EMERGENCY KIT

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

Click here to order the ROADHEAD EMERGENCY KIT

What does the ROADHEAD EMERGENCY KIT™  include?

Each kit includes:

Bib (a.k.a Pant Protector) – is worn around the driver’s privates. It protects his pants and underwear from being ruined by unwanted excretions.
Spit Cup –not all girls swallow (but boy we wish they did). The spit cup allows her to properly dispose of a mouthful of lovin’. Once filled, we advise folding the top of the cup to prevent the contents from spilling onto your cars interior. It holds up to 4 oz. of …you know what.
Breath Mint – unless your middle name is “Snow Ball”, no guy wants to taste his own privates. This mint will make any girl’s mouth taste so fresh and so clean.   
Cleansing Wipe – Oh, what a mess! Don’t worry. This cleansing wipe can get you out of any “sticky” situation. It is most effective if used around the chin, mouth, and crotch area. Dries in seconds.

All the contents come in 5” x 3.5” x 1″ cleverly designed box that will make anyone laugh and it fits perfectly in the glove compartment. 

Instructions are included on the back of the box. However, failure to follow instructions may cause serious “head” injury.