Joke Of The Day - 5/4/12
Friday, May 4th, 2012Q. What did one tit say to the other?
A. I hope we get support soon or people will think we are nuts.
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Joke Of The Day - 5/3/12
Thursday, May 3rd, 2012Q. What is the difference between parsley and pussy?
A. Nobody eats parsley.
Joke Of The Day - 5/2/12
Wednesday, May 2nd, 2012Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks you are screwed.
Joke Of The Day - 5/1/12
Tuesday, May 1st, 2012Q. What is the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After five years your job will still suck.
Joke Of The Day - 4/30/12
Monday, April 30th, 2012Q. What is the difference between a woman and a fridge?
A. A fridge does not fart when you pull your meat out.
Joke Of The Day - 4/29/12
Sunday, April 29th, 2012Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
A. They are fun to ride but you do not want your friends to find out.
Joke Of The Day - 4/28/12
Saturday, April 28th, 2012Q. What’s a necrophiliac’s biggest complaint about sex?
A. They just kinda lay there.
Joke Of The Day - 4/27/12
Friday, April 27th, 2012Q. What do you call a guy who cries while he masturbates?
A. A tearjerker.
Joke Of The Day - 4/26/12
Thursday, April 26th, 2012Q. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
A. Gagged!
Joke Of The Day - 4/25/12
Wednesday, April 25th, 2012Q. What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
A. The first couple of times you cough its not your phlegm.
