Joke Of The Day - 5/15/12
Tuesday, May 15th, 2012Q. Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
A. Cause he was caught with seaweed.
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Joke Of The Day - 5/14/12
Monday, May 14th, 2012Q. How can you tell when a women is having a bad day?
A. She has her tampon behind her ear and she can not find her cigarette.
Joke Of The Day - 5/13/12
Sunday, May 13th, 2012Q. There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
A. The one on the range.
Joke Of The Day - 5/12/12
Saturday, May 12th, 2012Q. What is the definition of a male chauvinist pig?
A. A man who hates every bone in a woman’s body except his own.
Joke Of The Day - 5/11/12
Friday, May 11th, 2012Q. What does a guy and a car have in common?
A. They both have the ability to misfire.
Joke Of The Day - 5/10/12
Thursday, May 10th, 2012Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
A. If we do not get some support soon people will think we are nuts!
Joke Of The Day - 5/9/12
Wednesday, May 9th, 2012Q. What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?
A. OK you two don’t start anything.
Joke Of The Day - 5/8/12
Tuesday, May 8th, 2012Q. How does a pig go to the hospital?
A. In a hambulance.
Joke Of The Day - 5/7/12
Monday, May 7th, 2012Q. Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A. They are cheaper than day rates.
Joke Of The Day - 5/6/12
Sunday, May 6th, 2012Q. What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
A. Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12.
