Joke Of The Day - 1/27/12
Friday, January 27th, 2012Q. How is a woman like a condom?
A. Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
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Joke Of The Day - 1/26/12
Thursday, January 26th, 2012Q. Did you hear about the blind gynecologist?
A. He reads lips.
Joke Of The Day - 1/25/12
Wednesday, January 25th, 2012Q. Why do moths fly with their legs open?
A. Have you seen the size of mothballs.
Joke Of The Day - 1/24/12
Tuesday, January 24th, 2012Q. What happened to the frog when he parked on double yellow lines?
A. He got toad away.
Joke Of The Day - 1/23/12
Monday, January 23rd, 2012Q. How can you make God laugh?
A. Tell Him your plans for the future.
Joke Of The Day - 1/22/12
Sunday, January 22nd, 2012Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?
A. It chips their teeth.
Joke Of The Day - 1/21/12
Saturday, January 21st, 2012Q. What is the difference between a prostitute and a trapeze artist?
A. One’s got a cunning stunt and the other has a stunning cunt.
Joke Of The Day - 1/20/12
Friday, January 20th, 2012Q. What do David Koresh and Richard Simmons have in common?
A. They are both flamers.
Joke Of The Day - 1/19/12
Thursday, January 19th, 2012Q. What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?
A. Frost bite.
Joke Of The Day - 1/18/12
Wednesday, January 18th, 2012Q. What is the difference between mashed potatoes and a pussy?
A. The pussy makes it’s own gravy!
