Joke Of The Day - 2/6/12
Monday, February 6th, 2012Q. Whats the best thing about a pedophile?
A. They drive slow in a school zone!
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Joke Of The Day - 2/5/12
Sunday, February 5th, 2012Q. What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
A. Men always miss them.
Joke Of The Day - 2/4/12
Saturday, February 4th, 2012Q. How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
A. 10 little piggy’s, 2 calves, 1 ass, and an unknown number of hares.
Joke Of The Day - 2/3/12
Friday, February 3rd, 2012Q. If the dove is the bird of peace then what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.
Joke Of The Day - 2/2/12
Thursday, February 2nd, 2012Q. Why is sperm white and piss yellow?
A. So you know if you are cumming or going.
Joke Of The Day - 2/1/12
Wednesday, February 1st, 2012Q. What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?
A. A Dry Martinez!
Joke Of The Day - 1/31/12
Tuesday, January 31st, 2012Q. What do you call a vegetarian with the runs?
A. Salad Shooter.
Joke Of The Day - 1/30/12
Monday, January 30th, 2012Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
A. They are fun to ride but you don’t want your friends to find out.
Joke Of The Day - 1/29/12
Sunday, January 29th, 2012Q. What does a lonely gay guy do when he is horny?
A. He shits in his hand then jerks off.
Joke Of The Day - 1/28/12
Saturday, January 28th, 2012Q. What do you call a dog with no legs?
A. Does not matter he will not come to you anyway!
