‘Joke of the Day’
Saturday, July 4th, 2009
Q. What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?
A. Yankee Poodle!
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Friday, July 3rd, 2009
Q. Did you hear about the new “Divorce Barbie”?
A. It comes with all of Ken’s stuff
Tags: barbie, barbie and ken, barbie dolls, barbie ken divorce, divorce, divorce barbie, ken doll
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Thursday, July 2nd, 2009
Q. What do you call a pimp who doesn’t like blow jobs?
A. A headless whoresman.
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Wednesday, July 1st, 2009
Q. What’s the biggest crime committed by transvestites?
A. Male fraud.
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Tuesday, June 30th, 2009
Q. What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
A. Brothel sprouts
Tags: born, brothel, brussel, brussel sprouts, funny jokes, kids, short jokes, whorehouses
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Monday, June 29th, 2009
A. What’s the new and politically correct name for Lesbian?
Q. Vagitarian
Tags: lesbians, pc, politically correct, vagitarian, vegetarians, what is a pc
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Sunday, June 28th, 2009
Q. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
A. The position of the dirt bag
Tags: dirt bag, dirt bikes, funny jokes, harley jokes, herbert hover, hoover, hoover dam, motorcycles, president jokes
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Saturday, June 27th, 2009
Q. Whats best about shagging Twenty - Eight year olds?
A. There is Twenty of them!
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Friday, June 26th, 2009
Q. Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
A. Cause he was caught with seaweed.
Tags: caught with weed, fish jokes, fish schools, phish, phish concerts, phish jokes, seaweed, weed, weed offenses
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Thursday, June 25th, 2009
Q. What did the left nut say to the right nut?
A. The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard!
Tags: guy jokes, hard middle, jokes, men jokes, nut jokes, right nut
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