‘Joke of the Day’

Joke of the day - 7/4/09

Saturday, July 4th, 2009

Q. What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?
A. Yankee Poodle!

Joke of the day - 7/3/09

Friday, July 3rd, 2009

Q. Did you hear about the new “Divorce Barbie”?
A. It comes with all of Ken’s stuff

Joke of the day - 7/2/09

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009

Q. What do you call a pimp who doesn’t like blow jobs?
A. A headless whoresman.

Joke of the day - 7/1/09

Wednesday, July 1st, 2009

Q. What’s the biggest crime committed by transvestites?
A. Male fraud.

Joke of the day - 6/30/09

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

Q. What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
A. Brothel sprouts

Joke of the day - 6/29/09

Monday, June 29th, 2009

A. What’s the new and politically correct name for Lesbian?
Q. Vagitarian

Joke of the day - 6/28/09

Sunday, June 28th, 2009

Q. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
A. The position of the dirt bag

Joke of the day - 6/27/09

Saturday, June 27th, 2009

Q. Whats best about shagging Twenty - Eight year olds?
A. There is Twenty of them!

Joke of the day - 6/26/09

Friday, June 26th, 2009

Q. Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
A. Cause he was caught with seaweed.

Joke of the day - 6/25/09

Thursday, June 25th, 2009

Q. What did the left nut say to the right nut?
A. The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard!