Joke Of The Day - 5/25/12
Friday, May 25th, 2012Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
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Joke Of The Day - 5/24/12
Thursday, May 24th, 2012Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
A. Goes in tight!
Joke Of The Day - 5/23/12
Wednesday, May 23rd, 2012Q. What is the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom?
A. A pick pocket snatches watches and a peeping tom watches snatches.
Joke Of The Day - 5/22/12
Tuesday, May 22nd, 2012Q. What is the definition of a male chauvinist pig?
A. A man who hates every bone in a woman’s body except his own.
Joke Of The Day - 5/21/12
Monday, May 21st, 2012Q. What is six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women crazy?
A. Money!
Joke Of The Day - 5/20/12
Sunday, May 20th, 2012Q. What is the difference between pink and purple?
A. The grip!
Joke Of The Day - 5/19/12
Saturday, May 19th, 2012Q. How do men define a “50/50? relationship?
A. Women cook, men eat; women clean, men get dirty; women iron, men wrinkle.
Joke Of The Day - 5/18/12
Friday, May 18th, 2012Q. Why did the taxi driver give up his job?
A. Because people kept talking behind his back.
Joke Of The Day - 5/17/12
Thursday, May 17th, 2012Q. What is the difference between a Virgin and a washing machine?
A. The washing machine does not follow you around for two weeks after you dump a load in it!
Joke Of The Day - 5/16/12
Wednesday, May 16th, 2012Q. Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?
A. He was charged with battery.
