Bowling Ball Juggling Gone Wrong
Tuesday, January 31st, 2012

Q. What do you call a vegetarian with the runs?
A. Salad Shooter.


Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
A. They are fun to ride but you don’t want your friends to find out.

Q. What does a lonely gay guy do when he is horny?
A. He shits in his hand then jerks off.