Reheating Pizza
Monday, November 21st, 2011

Q. What does the toothbrush say to the hair brush.
A. I get more head than you.

Q. What do you called an anorexic bitch with yeast infection?
A. A Quarter Pounder with Cheese.

Q. What is the difference between lust, love and showing off?
A. Spitting, swallowing and gargaling.
