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Wednesday, November 30th, 2011

Q. What is the definition of a menstrual period?
A. A bloody waste of fucking time.


Paulina Gretzky, the 22-year-old daughter of hockey legend Wayne Gretzky, had dabbled in pop music and acting before finding her true digital media calling: Posting provocative photos on social media. But with some sexy pictures hitting Twitter looks like the great one Wayne Gretzky benched her account.
Q.When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?
A.When he is standing next to your girlfriend telling her that her hair smells nice.