Joke Of The Day - 8/23/11
Tuesday, August 23rd, 2011Q. You know what those little bumps are on a girls nipple are?
A. It is Braille for “lick here.”
Q. You know what those little bumps are on a girls nipple are?
A. It is Braille for “lick here.”



The government today announced that it is changing its symbol from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance and policies. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed!
Damn it just does not get more accurate than that.
Q. How can you tell if a midgets having her period?
A. She keeps tripping over the string.

