Joke Of The Day - 8/31/11
Wednesday, August 31st, 2011Q. Why is sperm white and piss yellow?
A. So you know if you are cumming or going.
Q. Why is sperm white and piss yellow?
A. So you know if you are cumming or going.


Q. If the dove is the bird of peace then what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.


Q. How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
A. 10 little piggy’s, 2 calves, 1 ass, and an unknown number of hares.
