Joke of the day - 7/19/11
Tuesday, July 19th, 2011Q. What is a necrophiliac’s biggest complaint about sex?
A. They just kinda lay there.
Q. What is a necrophiliac’s biggest complaint about sex?
A. They just kinda lay there.

Q. Are birth control pills deductible?
A. Only if they don’t work.

Q. What is the difference between a Porcupine and a Porsche owner?
A. With a Porcupine the prick is on the outside!

Q. What do you call hemorrhoids on a fag?
A. Speed bumps.