Joke of the day - 7/25/11
Monday, July 25th, 2011Q. Why do farts smell?
A. So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Q. Why do farts smell?
A. So deaf people can enjoy them too.

Q. What is the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
A. The taste!

Q. What do you call an eleven foot long urine stain?
A. Line dancing at the retirement center

Q. What do you call a vegetarian with the runs?
A. Salad Shooter