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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates
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THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Obama
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MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
by Tiger Woods
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev. Jesse Jackson & Rev. Al Sharpton
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry
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TO ALL THE MEN WE’VE LOVED BEFORE
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O’Donnell
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
by Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction by the Rev. Jesse Jackson
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Logical Reasons Why America Should Allow
Foreigners To Sneak In Illegally
and Give Them Welfare And Food Stamps
by Barack Obama and Barbara Boxer
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AND JUST ADDED:

MY COMPLETE KNOWLEDGE OF MILITARY STRATEGY
by Nancy Pelosi

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
A. It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus.

Q. What does a guy and a car have in common?
A. They both have the ability to misfire.