Archive for January, 2011

Joke Of The Day - 1/23/11

Sunday, January 23rd, 2011

Q. What is the definition of a menstrual period?
A. A bloody waste of fucking time.

Vibrator Races Today

Sunday, January 23rd, 2011

Carp Under Ice

Sunday, January 23rd, 2011

Today’s Word Is Fluctuations

Saturday, January 22nd, 2011

I was at my bank today and there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars.

It was obvious she was a little irritated! She asked the teller, “Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?”

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, “Fluctuations..”

The Asian lady says, “Fluc you white people too”

Hot Girl Pole Dance Fall

Saturday, January 22nd, 2011

Joke Of The Day - 1/22/11

Saturday, January 22nd, 2011

Q. Why is a woman’s pussy like a warm toilet seat?
A. They both feel good but you wonder who was there before you.

Tranny Shoppe

Saturday, January 22nd, 2011

Excited Toddler Gets Knocked Over At Airport

Saturday, January 22nd, 2011

Its The Weekend

Friday, January 21st, 2011

Jim Carrey New Girlfriend Anchal Joseph

Friday, January 21st, 2011