Joke Of The Day - 1/23/11
Sunday, January 23rd, 2011Q. What is the definition of a menstrual period?
A. A bloody waste of fucking time.
Q. What is the definition of a menstrual period?
A. A bloody waste of fucking time.

I was at my bank today and there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars.
It was obvious she was a little irritated! She asked the teller, “Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?”
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, “Fluctuations..”
The Asian lady says, “Fluc you white people too”
Q. Why is a woman’s pussy like a warm toilet seat?
A. They both feel good but you wonder who was there before you.

