Happy New Year
Friday, December 31st, 2010

Q. Does an optimist stay up until midnight to see the New Year in.
A. No a pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
Q. What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
A. I have no eye deer.


Q. Why is being in the military like a blow job?
A. The closer you get to discharge the better you feel.