Sick Pumpkin
Friday, October 29th, 2010
Archive for October, 2010
How Not to Climb on an Elephant
Friday, October 29th, 2010An Interesting Fact About October 2010
Thursday, October 28th, 2010This OCTOBER has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays all in 1 month. It happens once in 823 years. These are considered money bags months!
Sexy Time
Thursday, October 28th, 2010
Joke Of The Day - 10/28/10
Thursday, October 28th, 2010Q. What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave?
A. A microwave does not brown your meat.
Scarecrow Mooning
Thursday, October 28th, 2010
Woman Shoplifting
Thursday, October 28th, 2010Dinner Date
Wednesday, October 27th, 2010A while back I picked up a date at her parents’ home.
I’d scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.
She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Shrimp cocktail. Lobster. Champagne.
I asked her, “Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?”
“No,” she replied. “but my mother’s not expecting a blow job tonight.”
I said enjoy!
Freaky Girl In Mirror
Wednesday, October 27th, 2010
Joke Of The Day - 10/27/10
Wednesday, October 27th, 2010Q. What is another name for pickled bread?
A. Dill dough.
