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Q. What do you call an arab playing polo?
A. A camel jockey!

I am perplexed that so many of my friends are against a mosque being built near Ground Zero. I think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant. The mosque should be allowed in an effort to promote tolerance.

That is why I also propose that two gay nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque thereby promoting tolerance within the mosque. We could call the clubs “The Turban Cowboy” and “You Mecca Me So Hot”. Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork and have an open barbeque with spare ribs as its daily special. Across the street a very daring lingerie store called “Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret” with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods. Next door to the lingerie shop there would be room for an Adult Toy Shop called “Koranal Knowledge” as its name is flashing in neon lights. On the other side there will be a liquor store maybe call it “Morehammered”?

And if that is not tolerant enough just let them build the Mosque and while they are in service we will just fly 2 planes into it!

Moral of the story: There is always a solution to any problem as long as you are tolerant!

Q. Why did the condom cross the road?
A. Because it was pissed off.