Stoned Face
Monday, April 19th, 2010


Q. How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck ?
A. When you pull her pants down her ass is still in them.

Q. When does a cub become a boy scout?
A. When he eats his first Brownie.

Q. What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A. A rabbi cuts them off and a priest sucks them off.