Joke of the day - 4/21/10
Wednesday, April 21st, 2010Q. Why is being in the military like a blow job?
A. The closer you get to discharge the better you feel.
Q. Why is being in the military like a blow job?
A. The closer you get to discharge the better you feel.



Q. What do you call it when a roach ash burns your shirt?
A. A pot hole!

Q. What’s the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?
A. A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.