Joke of the day - 4/24/10
Saturday, April 24th, 2010Q. How do you get tickets to the Tampon 100?
A. Pull some strings.
Q. How do you get tickets to the Tampon 100?
A. Pull some strings.

Q. What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?
A. They both don’t work and always take your money.


Q. What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?
A. Miracle Whip.