Archive for February, 2010
My Living Will
Friday, February 26th, 2010Last night my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, “I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”
They got up unplugged the Computer and threw out my wine.
They are such asses …
Reporter Gets Taken Out By Sled
Friday, February 26th, 2010Joke of the day - 2/26/10
Friday, February 26th, 2010Q. Whats long, hard and Erects stuff?
A. A Crane!
Sex Sells Everything
Friday, February 26th, 2010
Guy On Bike Hits Pole
Friday, February 26th, 2010Frank Sinatra Strangers On My Flight
Thursday, February 25th, 2010They should play this non stop at All Airports!
(Click On The Pic To Hear The Song)
News Reporter Shits Herself During Interview
Thursday, February 25th, 2010Joke of the day - 2/25/10
Thursday, February 25th, 2010Q. What’s the difference between a bandleader and a gynecologist?
A. A bandleader fucks his singers and a gynecologist sucks his fingers.
Real Surprise
Thursday, February 25th, 2010
