Joke of the day - 2/28/10
Sunday, February 28th, 2010Q. What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A. At least a zit waits until you’re a teenager before it cums on your face!
Q. What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A. At least a zit waits until you’re a teenager before it cums on your face!



Little Tyrone was watching his mom cook dinner. He covered his face in flour and said LOOK! Im a white boy. his mom slapped him on the head and said show your daddy what you did! His dad slapped him upside the head and said show your granny. His granny slapped him across the head and asked what you have to say for youself? He said, “I’ve only been white for 5 minutes and I already hate you f!*#ing niggers!
During a recent password audit it was found that a blonde was using the following password:
MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento
When asked why such a long password she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
Q. Name the five great kings that have brought happiness in to peoples lives?
A. Drinking, Licking, Sucking, Fucking and Wanking.
