Joke of the day - 1/31/10
Sunday, January 31st, 2010Q. Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife’s yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in?
A. The dog, once he’s in, he shuts up!
Q. Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife’s yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in?
A. The dog, once he’s in, he shuts up!

Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
A. They don’t stop for directions.


Q. Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
A. When she takes it off you wonder where her tits went.
