Joke of the day - 11/30/09
Monday, November 30th, 2009Q. How can you tell if your girlfriend’s frigid?
A. When you open her legs the lights go on.
Q. How can you tell if your girlfriend’s frigid?
A. When you open her legs the lights go on.

Q. What do Lifesavers do that a man can’t?
A. Come in eight flavors.

Q. What do an airport and an illegal abortion have in common?
A. The hanger.
