Joke of the day - 8/31/09
Monday, August 31st, 2009Q. Define “Egghead:”
A. What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.
Q. Define “Egghead:”
A. What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.

Q. What do you call an adolescent rabbit?
A. A pubic hair.

Q. What is the lightest thing in the world?
A. A penis…even a thought can raise it.