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Q. Whats best about shagging Twenty - Eight year olds?
A. There is Twenty of them!

Q. Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
A. Cause he was caught with seaweed.

I bought a race horse named “MyFace.” He’s not very fast, but imagine the people in the stands yelling “Come on my face! Come on my face!”

Due to the unexpected death of Michael Jackson McDonalds has decided to name a sandwich after him. It is called the McJackson and will be 50 year old meat in between 12 year old buns.

Due to the fact that Michael Jackson is 99% plastic, he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can play with him for a change.

Its a sad day in the world today. So sad that all that children in the world are wearing their underpants at half mast.

Michael Jackson died of food poisoning. He ate some 12 year old nuts.

When Farrah Fawcett arrived at heaven and God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children on earth to be safe. So he killed Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson is donating his body to science. He wants his remains to be on display at the childrens please touch museum.

Q. What did the left nut say to the right nut?
A. The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard!