Stop The Plane
Sunday, May 24th, 2009

Q: What’s the difference between sin and shame?
A: It is a sin to put it in, but it’s a shame to pull it out.


Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: Wiped his ass.

A teenage girl asked her mom, “Is it true baby’s come out were boys put their penis?”
Her mom said, “Yes”
The girl said, “Won’t that knock my teeth out?”
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?
A: Stick his bill up his ass.