The Simple Truth
Friday, May 29th, 2009

The Big Bad Wolf told Lil Red Riding Hood, “Suck my dick!”
She said, “Look fucker don’t change the story. Your suppose to EAT ME!”
Q. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
A. Gagged

Q. A first grade teacher asks little Tyrone what sound a pig makes.
A. He replies “Hands on the hood mother fucker”!

Q. How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
A. 2 calves, 1 ass, a beaver, a shitload of hares, 1 camel toe and a fish nobody can find.