Joke of the day - 4/22/09
Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
A. Goes-in-tight!


Q: What compliment do you NOT want from a midget?
A: Wow! Your hair smells good!