Joke of the day - 4/25/09
Saturday, April 25th, 2009Q. What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.
Q. What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.

9000 People are fucking right now.
2000 are kissing.
100 are getting head.
And 1 lonely fucker is reading this. You hang in there sunshine!
Q. Why do women stop bleeding when entering the menopause ?
A. Because they need all the blood for their varicose veins !

Q. Why don’t little girls fart?
A. Because they don’t get assholes until they’re married.
