Archive for March, 2009

Joke of the day - 3/31/09

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole?
A: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone.

Police Officer Falls Getting Off Boat

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

Beware Guys With Purses

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

Joke of the day - 3/30/09

Monday, March 30th, 2009

Q: Why is being in the military like a blow job?
A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

Face Plant Into Wall

Monday, March 30th, 2009

Toilet Cleaning Is Rough

Monday, March 30th, 2009

Joke of the day - 3/29/09

Sunday, March 29th, 2009

Q: Why is a man’s pee yellow and his sperm white?
A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

Rollerblader Hits Head On Concrete

Sunday, March 29th, 2009

Ass Eater

Sunday, March 29th, 2009

Joke of the day - 3/28/09

Saturday, March 28th, 2009

Q: Why do men masturbate?
A: It’s sex with someone they love.