Joke of the day - 3/31/09
Tuesday, March 31st, 2009Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole?
A: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone.
Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole?
A: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone.

Q: Why is being in the military like a blow job?
A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

Q: Why is a man’s pee yellow and his sperm white?
A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

Q: Why do men masturbate?
A: It’s sex with someone they love.