Joke of the day - 1/29/09
Thursday, January 29th, 2009Q. What’s the difference between sin and shame?
A. It is a sin to put it in, but it’s a shame to pull it out.
Q. What’s the difference between sin and shame?
A. It is a sin to put it in, but it’s a shame to pull it out.

Q. What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A. Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q. Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
A. To find a tight seal.
Q. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A. Beat it - we’re closed.