Happy New Year
Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

Q. What do you get when you cross a football player with a hooker?
A. An illegal procedure.

Q. Why is a woman’s pussy like a warm toilet seat?
A. They both feel good, but you wonder who was there before you.

Q. How are women and linoleum floors alike?
A. You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.