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New York Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress was accidentally shot in the right thigh during a visit to a Manhattan nightclub.

Burress, 31, allegedly was carrying the gun that discharged, wounding him while he was at the Latin Quarter nightclub in the Radisson Lexington Hotel in New York. The incident occurred two days ago, a few hours after the Giants said he would be sidelined for today’s game against the Washington Redskins by a hamstring injury in the right leg.

Burress, who retained New York defense attorney Ben Brafman, will be interviewed tomorrow by New York police, ESPN.com reported. Brafman told the Web site that his client is “fully cooperating” with authorities.

Burress held a license to carry a weapon in Florida until May, when it expired, the New York Daily News said. He was not, however, licensed to have a gun in New York or New Jersey, it said.

“We are investigating. We have no victim yet,” said New York Detective Brian Sessa. “No victim has reported any crime.”

Police attempted to talk to Burress at his home in Totowa, New Jersey, the Daily News reported. A woman denied them entry.

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A source said: “Mary-Kate has been looking a lot rounder recently. It is good she has put on weight, because she previously suffered from anorexia, but a lot of people think she could actually be attempting to hide her pregnancy.”

The 22-year-old star has been dating New York artist Nate Lowman since the beginning of the year and is said to have been inspired to start a family by late actor, and close friend, Heath Ledger - who told her becoming a father was the most rewarding thing he had ever done.

The source added: “Mary-Kate really took Heath’s words to heart. She wanted the same kind of fulfilment in her life that Heath found in his after becoming a dad.

“She is really happy with Nate and is very excited they will soon be starting their family together.”

Source: Stuff.co.nz

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