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Q. Why don’t skeletons ever go out on the town?
A. Because they don’t have any body to go out with

Be sure to get your copy of Artie Lange’s book Too Fat To Fish. It is available on Amazon.com.  It will be released on Novemeber 11, 2008. You can also check out Artie’s official website at Artie Lange.com or Save Baby Gorilla.com.  And you can always hear Artie’s exciting stories on the Howard Stern Show on Sirius XM.

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It is October 30 and that means tonight is Mischief Night. When I was growing up we would go out and egg houses and create other miscellaneous mischief. It seems like now the kids do not go out and do anything. You never see the toilet paper, smashed pumpkins, or eggs. I guess it is part of the Pussification of America. Don’t get me wrong I do not enjoy my car being egged I just like to see the kids having fun. So I hope this year you have a safe Mischief Night.

Congratulations Philadelphia Phillies 2008 World Series Champions. The Phillies beat the Rays last night after continuing game 5 in the bottom of the 6th. It was an exciting game and Pat Burrell said SHIT on Action News channel 6 on a post game interview. Cole Hamels was the World Series MVP. The parade will be on Friday at noon. See you all there.