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Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can’t hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.

He pointed to his eye meaning “I”, pointed to his knee meaning “need”, then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.

The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, “What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!”.

The other guy says, “I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I’m coming!”

I am a Howard Stern and Phillies fan. I have come to realize that Sal Governale, aka Sal the Stockbroker, looks very much like Shane Victorino. Let me know what you think. I understand the pics below are not the best to illustrate my point but if you see them both in person you can def tell they look alike .

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So if you don’t know who David Duchovny is. Mr. Duchovny, plays a sex-obsessed character on the Showtime show “Californication,” and has recently checked himself into rehab for a sex addition. In a statement released he said he was not having an affair with his wife but was watching too much internet porn. Below is a list of his favorite sites.

David Duchovny’s released a statement that the following sites are his favorite.

www.AdultXess.com

www.Lubetube.com

www.Redtube.com

www.pornotube.com

www.youporn.com

www.xvideos.com

www.xnxx.com

www.clearclips.com

www.spankwire.com

www.thehun.com

www.elephantlist.com

www.xtube.com

www.yuvutu.com

www.hardsextube.com