Joke Of The Day - 5/24/12
May 24th, 2012Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
A. Goes in tight!
Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
A. Goes in tight!
Q. What is the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom?
A. A pick pocket snatches watches and a peeping tom watches snatches.
Q. What is the definition of a male chauvinist pig?
A. A man who hates every bone in a woman’s body except his own.
Q. What is six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women crazy?
A. Money!
Q. What is the difference between pink and purple?
A. The grip!